"Honor thy Fruitcake"   

Famous Fruitcake Sayings
It seems to us that some people should stop
trampling upon the delicious Fruitcake and enjoy a bite.

"Memories can fade but a fruitcake lasts forever."
Incognito Independence Fruitcake Festival participant

"I suppose anyone who goes into politics is a bit of a fruitcake."
Godfrey Bloom, Minister of Parliament UK

“I would rather be a nut on my way to heaven
than a fruitcake on my way to hell.”
 Pastor Terry Nelson

"Nutty as a Fruitcake."
Old Saw

Fruitcake: a geological homemade cake.
Noah Webster?

"There is only one fruitcake in the entire world,
and people keep sending it to each other."
Johnny Carson

"Look at the world as a big fruitcake.
It wouldn't be complete without a few nuts in it."
Old Saw

"You think you are big enough to make me, you little wimp? Come on, come over here and make me, I dare you…You little fruitcake. You little fruitcake. I said you are a fruitcake."
Democratic Rep. Peter Stark
(after Republican Rep. Scott McInnis told him to "shut up" amid a legislative dispute)

"For months they have lain in wait, dim shapes lurking in the forgotten corners of houses and factories all over the country and now they are upon us, sodden with alcohol, their massive bodies bulging with strange green protuberances, attacking us in our homes, at our friends’ homes, at our offices—there is no escape, it is the hour of the fruitcake."
Deborah Papier

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